viernes, marzo 31, 2006

Headaches


A man comes to the doctor with a long history of migrane headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migranes and STILL no improvement. "Listen," says the doc. "I have migranes, too...and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migrane, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand...especially around the forehead.
This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex...and almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."


Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migranes for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!" "Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house."

5 comentarios:

pegadoc dijo...

This is funny! Got here via GruntDoc.

Anónimo dijo...

This is a terrific joke, I love it!

Kim dijo...

I absolutely did NOT expect that ending! LOL!

Now I have to remember that for when I do to work tomorrow!

Kim dijo...

That's "go" to work....

Sorry, it's late...

Anónimo dijo...

The next guy goes into the doc's office and says, "Doc, I think my wife has VD or TB. How can I tell if it's safe to have sex with her?"
The doc replies, "Chase her around the bedroom. If she coughs, go for it!"